MEET FONDA DIX

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STATS

Age: 29

Sign: Taurus sun, Libra moon

Height: 5’6″

Weight: 140lbs

Bra size: 34A

Shoe size: 8 1/2/ to 9 US 

Piercings: 9

Tattoos: 8

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INTRO

Hi! I’m Fonda Dix. I’m a stereotypical Taurus. Super good at sex stuff. Equally good at talky-talky mouth stuff. Not super great at video game pew-pew stuff, but I try my best. 

Likes long walks on the beach, anal & anything as obnoxious as I am. I also enjoy fresh air, booze on occasion, that weird HONK sound some dog toys make and the smell of gasoline. To get an even better feel for my personality, you should probably check out my blog or Twitter.

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FONDA'S FAVORITES

Toadies, Get Set Go, The Offspring, video game music, Blues Traveler, Macabre, Willam Belli, Andrew W.K., Bloodhound Gang, Bo Burnham, WZRD, Childish Gambino, Gogol Bordello, Johnny Cash, MSI & a whole shitload more. I love music & I love it randomly.

The Shining, Pet Semetary, Hardcore Zen: Punk Rock, Monster Movies and the Truth About Reality, Everything’s Eventual, The Odd Thomas series, Tick Tock, Flowers for Algernon, Breakfast of Champions, Piece Meal June, Peaceable Kingdom, ANY bizarro, Ketchum King or Koontz books.

Night of the Living Dead, Bride of Chucky, Cabin in the Woods, Scream, Ichi the Killer, The Eye (Japanese version), Requiem for a Dream, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining (pretty much any movie based on a Stephen King book), The Babadook & Hook. If it’s weird, scary, funny or sci-fi I’m down to watch it.

Adventure Time, Atlanta, Paranoia Agent, Babylon 5, The Good Place, Cheers, Baskets, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Homemovies, Mr. Pickles, Moral Orel, Rick & Morty, Star Trek (ANY), How It’s Made & Big Mouth. Like with movies – if it’s weird, scary, funny or sci-fi, I’m down to watch it. 

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MEET FONDA DIX

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STATS

Age: 29

Sign: Taurus sun, Libra moon

Height: 5’6″

Weight: 140lbs

Bra size: 34A

Shoe size: 8 1/2/ to 9 US 

Piercings: 9

Tattoos: 8

INTRO

Hi! I’m Fonda Dix. I’m a stereotypical Taurus. Super good at sex stuff. Equally good at talky-talky mouth stuff. Not super great at video game pew-pew stuff, but I try my best. 

Likes long walks on the beach, anal & anything as obnoxious as I am. I also enjoy fresh air, booze on occasion, that weird HONK sound some dog toys make and the smell of gasoline. To get an even better feel for my personality, you should probably check out my blog or Twitter.

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FONDA'S FAVORITES

Toadies, Get Set Go, The Offspring, video game music, Blues Traveler, Macabre, Willam Belli, Andrew W.K., Bloodhound Gang, Bo Burnham, WZRD, Childish Gambino, Gogol Bordello, Johnny Cash, MSI & a whole shitload more. I love music & I love it randomly.

The Shining, Pet Semetary, Hardcore Zen: Punk Rock, Monster Movies and the Truth About Reality, Everything’s Eventual, The Odd Thomas series, Tick Tock, Flowers for Algernon, Breakfast of Champions, Piece Meal June, Peaceable Kingdom, ANY bizarro, Ketchum King or Koontz books.

Night of the Living Dead, Bride of Chucky, Cabin in the Woods, Scream, Ichi the Killer, The Eye (Japanese version), Requiem for a Dream, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining (pretty much any movie based on a Stephen King book), The Babadook & Hook. If it’s weird, scary, funny or sci-fi I’m down to watch it.

Adventure Time, Atlanta, Paranoia Agent, Babylon 5, The Good Place, Cheers, Baskets, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Homemovies, Mr. Pickles, Moral Orel, Rick & Morty, Star Trek (ANY), How It’s Made & Big Mouth. Like with movies – if it’s weird, scary, funny or sci-fi, I’m down to watch it.